Life as a German Shepard: Day 1

A book: Life as a German Shepard

Vocab Included

Chapter One

The thing did not understand. He, he wanted OUT. The German Shepard puppy clashed his head against the cage door. He was a regualr puppy. He had normal everything. But he had a spot on his back. His fur was soft and silky. He was cute. And he wanted OUT. He played cute and whined. He did tricks. He paced. But the thing, (It was a human.) it just looked at it and said "Aww, look at de puppy." and walked away. This thing was annoying, too. He didn't care the German Shepard wanted to go out. He didn't care that Mr. Minguigi's Bean Biscuit's for dogs were bad. He didn't care that the bowl, the only thing in the cage, had Coke in it. And it was refilled about once a week. This thing was just mean. One day, a small thing came into the store. The first something to come in in days. The German Shepard longed to be taken. The thing was coming closer. But the thing went to the cage under him, where the German Shepard could not see. It was very disappointing. He was also mad. The boy looked at the cage door below him again. "I want..."  The German Shepard slapped at the bowl. But the bowl then hit the cage door, and... No! The cage door didn't open. But then the coke got all over the thing, which made the Coke pourer part go up...(aka:arm.) opening the cage door! The german shepard raced. He ran, something he had never done. He went out and around the shop, and finally went too the door. He couldn't make it though. The big thing picked him up. It was over. But... the little thing finished what what coming out of his opening on his front of the shpere. (Mouth.) "HIM." He stuck out his Coke giver at the German Shepard. The German Sheperd barked, and soon was being carried by the young thing. He was a barker. He could string out some words... "My name's Leo Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah We're going to have so much fun together. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah I'm going to call you Fluffykins Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah..." FLUFFYKINS? He hated that name. He leaped up from the thing's Coke giver's and ran away and hid behind a newspaper stand in front of Ralph's Pharmacy. The thing ran after him. But Fluffykins was to fast. He darted around and ran through the automatic door. Ralph's Pharmacy was a nice store. It had drugs and medicene and candy, and shampoo and lots of stuff. Fluffykins darted in and around the shelves. He went under one. He thought he was safe. And he WAS safe. For about three seconds. Fluffykins was just lifted up and up. Two giant Coke givers had him, and they were lifting him. He barked over and over again. Then Leo walked in. "This your dog?" The fat thing asked as he held Fluffykins. "Yes. Thanks." Leo answered. "Now don't you lose him again." answered the fat dude. Alright?" He hand Fluffykins to Leo. "Yes, ok, bye." Leo walked out. And soon... "Why did you run Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah I don't think you're fluffy anymore Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah I will give you a new name, maybe Albert? Or Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah." Fluffykins was bored to death. But wait, did Leo say new name? Leo continued. "Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah I know maybe your name should be Ralph because Ralph rescued you and Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah..." Ralph sighed. He was named after a fat thug who, apparently to Leo, RESCUED him. Ralph sat there thinking, and eventually fell asleep.

Chapter 2

"Good morning!" The suddeness of the voice made Ralph put his ears up, then put them down and fell fell asleep. Then there was a poke as his stomach. Ralph growled. And sharp pain. Ralph sat up and barked. There was a thing, but no kind of thing he had ever seen before. The fur on the sphere was long. This was no ordinary thing. It looked, beautiful. " Then the thing yelled. "Leo, look! The puppy's awake! The puppy's awake!" Their came Leo, and another big, beautiful, unordinary, thing. They all stared at him as they listened to the small beautiful thing scream and shout. But then he looked next to him. Gerald's Low Fat fine Quality Dog Munchies! Filtered water! Toys! He leaped out and ran around. Everyone moved their coke givers on him. Ah, it felt nice. But then, another dog walked in. No, it was a cat. A siamese. The cat quickly ran away. Ralph barked, and then ran towards it. "No, no. You are taking a nice bath." The big beautiful thing said. A bath? Could there be a more terrifying word to a dog? A bath = the cold, eye hurting, bubbly, wet place. Ralph barked. He couldn't escape. What could he do? He needed to do something. He wished he was in the some having a bite. Bite? Bite! Ralph bit the Coke giver. A window breaking scream (The windows only cracked.) took place and Ralph ran away, out the pet door, and in the shed. where it had light yet he was safe. "Why are you here?" The voice rang out. Ralph turned around.

Vocab:

1. The thing = A human

2. Coke giver = an arm

3. The opening on the front of his sphere = Mouth

4. A barker = a talkative thing

5.Fur on sphere = Hair

6. Sphere = Head.

7. Beautiful thing = Girl

8. Bath = the cold, eye hurting, bubbly, wet place.