Loyalist Conversation

I am most like Jonathan Boucher.
Me: Hi.
Other random loyalist who I am talking to: Hello.
Me: How is it going?
Other random loyalist who I am talking to: Good. So how's teaching going?
Me: How do you know I teach?
Other random loyalist who I am talking to:Oh, no reason...
Me: Do you stalk me?!?! (Stands up.)
Other random loyalist who I am talking to: No, I just went inside your house and stole your diary.
Me: You WHAT?!?!
Other random loyalist who I am talking to: (Pulls out diary.) So you like this girl named Emma, she lives on Washington street. Sad. Seriously, dude, this lady's a maniac. And let's she, you gave her daises, oh, she ditched you yesterday, have fun with that!
Me: (Snatches diary.) Why'd you take it in the first place?!?!
Other random loyalist who I am talking to: I was bored.
Me: YOU WERE BORED!?!? DID YOU TELL ANYONE ABOUT WHAT WAS INSIDE?!?
Other random loyalist who I am talking to: No, I just tweeted it out to my 584,234,653,183 followers and maybe posted it on Instagram and Facebook.
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Other random loyalist who I am talking to:  Ok, I'll delete the tweet. It's only been on twitter for about a week anyway.
THIS PART OF THE PLAY HAS ALSO BEEN REMOVED DUE TO IT BEING TOO VIOLENT FOR YOUNGER READERS AND ACTORS
Me: Ok, I'll get back to the interview has soon as I put my boxing gloves away.
Me: Ok, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?
Other random loyalist who I am talking to: Deleting the tweet for the sake of my life.
Me: Not in the interview!
Other random loyalist who I am talking to: Ok, I'll leave it on twitter for another hour during the-
Me: Ok, delete it I will wait!
 Other random loyalist who I am talking to: Ok, done.
Me: Ok, ask me a question now over a nice snack. (Stands up and goes to the kitchen.)
Other random loyalist who I am talking to: How do you feel now that this Emma has replied to the facebook post and says you're a fart bucket?
Me: She did!?!?
Other random loyalist who I am talking to: On Instagram AND Facebook, and... (Scowl comes across my face.) Oops.
Me: Here your snack, a knuckle sandwhich!
Other random loyalist who I am talking to: Ow! Ok! Ok! Sorry. Anyway, how is teaching?
Me: It is well. The kids are nice and they have school about this time of day! And I like this time of day! Holy smoke! I FORGOT TO GO TO WORK!
Other random loyalist who I am talking to: It's Sunday!
Me: Thanks Sherlock, your a genius! (Sarcastic voice.)
Other random loyalist who I am talking to: Ok, I hear you're a preacher.
Me: Yes, it is a wonderful job.
Other random loyalist who I am talking to: Is your antibiotic colon the product of your berserk pituitary gland?
Me: What?
Other random loyalist who I am talking to: Is your antibiotic colon the product of your berserk pituitary gland?
Me: What does that mean?
Other random loyalist who I am talking to: Is your stomach the reason you're crazy?
Me: I'm not crazy!
Other random loyalist who I am talking to:Yes you are!
Me: No I'm not!
Other random loyalist who I am talking to:You are! Totally!
Me: Someone's asking for trouble!
Other random loyalist who I am talking to: If you stop I'll give you a donut!
Me: The loyalist drives a good bargain! (Takes donut.)
Other random loyalist who I am talking to: Ok. So what does a preacher do?
Me: I kind of help run the church meetings.
Other random loyalist who I am talking to: They take place on Sunday, right!
Me: Right!
Other random loyalist who I am talking to: Around this time, right!
Me: Right!
Other random loyalist who I am talking to:The whole church is waiting for you, right?
Me: Right!
Other random loyalist who I am talking to:So you might get fired, right?
Me: OMG I just figured out I have church today! Right now! They are waiting for me. I probably will get fired!
Other random loyalist who I am talking to: That's what I just said.
Me: Seeyougottagogoforkinggeorgethreeherockswhateverseeyouthanksfordonut!
Other random loyalist who I am talking to: Ok...

Loyalist (To Neutralist): I think you should support the king. He supplies us with Jelly Donuts, and best of all, napkins for when you squeeze them!
Patriot: But he only gives us one hundred donuts a day each! I think we need more. I sqeeze half of mine and the wife gets the Jelly. So I only eat fifty donuts a day! A man like me need lots and lots of sugar!
Loyalist: But we get napkins! And they are pink, my favorite color!
Patriot: They are like sandpaper and cardboard, just like the toilet paper.
Loyalist: So? They still work. And the jelly is sweet and delicious.
Patriot: It's Squash flavored. Yuck. It does not go well with the donut.
Loyalist: That's why you should squeeze them! Besides, squeezing is fun! And they dog gets it all. No mess!
Patriot: There are only twenty people in the town with dogs, and they are all yours.
Loyalist: Well, squeeze it over a plate. Anyway, the donuts are awesome. They make them fresh and warm everyday,  and the bread smells good!
Patriot: It is fresh and worm, and stale. They are like plain bread and it's really hard. I chipped a tooth!
Loyalist: Not my fault you have weak teeth. And it does not taste bad, it's like candy!
Patriot: Yes, really bad candy. And the donuts also have sprinkles and frosting. The sprinkles are like wood. No taste, very hard and small. They are all gray.
Loyalist: Anyone with eyes would see that they are not gray, but different shades. They are sugary and sweet inside, and are made specially but Gertrude, that lady who live sin the apartment on 72nd street. She's very kind.
Patriot. But she never washes her hands! I pick the sprinkles off because my family has gotten sick form them. She may be nice, but those sprinkles are very bad, and unhealthy. SO much sugar! They are to sweet!
Loyalist: They taste good still, and besides, you only have to diet like everyday other day or so. And the frosting is very sweet. And healthy.
Patriot: It's not sweet! It's too healthy. It is pure celery! It is flared out and spread across! And it is really bad celery! Too old or rotten. Bleah!
Loyalist: Where is the neutralist anyway?
(They both look around, and there is nobody but them.)
Loyalist: You made him leave!
Patriot: No, you did. You're so boring!
THIS PART OF THE PLAY HAS BEEN REMOVED DUE TO IT BEING TO VIOLENT FOR READERS UNDER THIRTEEN
To be continued.

Play

Loyalist (To Neutralist): I think you should support the king. He supplies us with Jelly Donuts, and best of all, napkins for when you squeeze them!
Patriot: But he only gives us one hundred donuts a day each! I think we need more. I sqeeze half of mine and the dog gets the Jelly. So I only eat fifty donuts a day! A man like me need lots and lots of sugar!
Loyalist: But we get napkins! And they are pink, my favorite color!
Patriot: They are like sandpaper and cardboard, just like the toilet paper.
Loyalist: So? They still work. And the jelly is sweet and delicious.
Patriot: It's Squash flavored. Yuck. It does not go well with the donut.
Loyalist: That's why you should squeeze them! Besides, squeezing is fun! And they dog gets it all.
Patriot: There are only twenty people in the town with dogs, and they are all yours.
Loyalist: Well, squeeze it over a plate. Anyway, the donuts are awesome. They make them fresh and warm everyday,  and the bread smells good!

More Glass Shelves and more

Ok, first, AJ, is not loading for me. Maybe tomorrow.

These are from the AJ Sky blog.

Hello Jammers! Here are the new items I have missed during my camping trip.

Shoutout to SmartyPawz AJ! This Jammer is very nice! :)

 Here is a pic from the Earth Day Party from the AJ Sky Blog. Hope u made it!

From AJ Sky blog.

Since AJ isn't working for me, I cannot post pics. But...

AJ SUNSHINE CONTEST

Yes, we another contest. AJ Fashion show! Theme, though, we need a theme. Please comment your pick and username for the theme. Then since it is afternoon, Tuesday morning we will post all the themes and username. (To give ya credit XD) We will vote on the themes selected Wednesday.

1. Comment theme suggestions for Fashion Show. Sunday to Tuesday morning. (Early.) April 29th. Comment your use name plz.
2. Vote for theme. Tuesday to Wednesday. It can be anything, even no theme.
3. Theme is picked from top voted, if there is a tie it will be both or either. Dress for fashion show, and comment username to enter and if there are two themes comment if you are doing both, one, or the other. Wednesday to Friday.
4. Friday, fashion show starts, comment the person you think should be out!

Here are some tips when you are entering. When you dress, I will type up your username and put it on the blog I would not change clothes, (Or immediately change them back.) Because if you dress and then you change your clothes and log out, I might get the wrong costume. So on Friday, make sure you have your costume!

Sorry about it being kind of complicated.

Good luck.

Here are some cool photos.

That is sweet.

All there paws tilted the same way. That is amazing.

XD

Giraffes, they are here! Here is when they were here the first time.

Don't forget to comment. Jam on!

:) - q1zx

Remember Racoon hat giveaway from 2fangwolf.

P. S. That dirt bike is a lot like the other one.

Twitter

Twitter. I just got 200 followers! Yay! It's because I followed so many people. Then they followed me back. I really haven't tweeted much. It's strange how they just came. Anyway, I get about fifteen tweets every minute, so when I'm on twitter, I can always look at tweets. I think that I might be addicted. I have two private accounts. One I barely use, and the other got suspended. That was because I wanted to follow everyone on twitter, and in ten minutes got suspended after following eight hundred people for following to many people aggressively. LOL. So ya. I follow about nine hundred people on my school account. I am @garfieldlizodie if you want to follow me. If you tweet to me that you r a veiwer of my blgo I will follow u.

Stuff

C D T. D T S N D X. Y? I O O.

See the tee. The tee is in the eggs. Why? I don't know.

P-T S A B. D B, P-T, S N D R-N. P-T S A B-Z B. Y? A-B... C? P-T S B-Z.

Petey is a bee. The bee, Petey, is in the garden. Petey, is a busy bee. Why? Maybe... See! Petey is a busy bee.

AL

web-editor@bristol.ac.uk
University of Bristol,
Senate House,
Tyndall Avenue,
Bristol BS8 1TH,
UK

Return Address
Jake Flaherty
1525 Covington Road
Bloomfield Hills, Michigan 48301


4-21-14

 Dear University of Bristol.
  My name is Jake Flaherty, a student at Birmingham Covington School in Michigan, USA. I am here to complaint about the fact that we have classes where we dissect animals. Lots of animals, like pigs, for example, are innocent. Let's say, you, a pig, are having a happy life. You were just born, and you get plenty of food and water. There is lots of mud and you are very happy. Then the farmer comes in and kills you abruptly. That's what we do to examine the inside of a pig then throw it away. Can't we make models? Haven't they suffered enough? Diagrams? I think pigs and other species with be endangered then extinct because of this. We need to stop. It's an unnecessary reason to kill!






I found this out when I went to a musuem where they had a bunch of animals on display, and parts of animals. It came to the fact that I found out the ugly truth. This means a lot to me. I love animals, and I think they should be respected.

I do not think we need dissection. But we need the class. Some people think it does minor damage, but how would you like it if humans were just killed to be taken apart. You could be a victim! It hurts innocent animals. So I think that dissecting should be banned. Not the class, though. I emailed all my contacts and 70% of them say they want dissecting banned, but not the class. I think this is a good amount of people, so I think you should ban dissecting a killing animals. I know some of them you don't kill, but most you do. You could learn and not damage the ecosystem. I think you should ban dissecting.

Sincerely, Jake F.
P. S. Have a nice day.

CC: Rick Joseph

Chat Guide

I m just writing a guide for typing stuff.

Brb = Be right back

Gtg = Got to go

Ty = Thank you

Idk  =  I don't know

Idc = I don't care

XD = A smiley face, the X two eyes shut facing inward ><, and the d an open mouth.

Prbly = Probably

AFK = Away from keyboard

Thx = Thanks

Plz = Please

Plc = Place

Lol = Laugh out loud

Rofl = Rolling on floor laughing

Another friend added more: (Not sure if I should put there google username.)
SOZ = Sorry
Plox = Please

Easter Bunny Fact of Fiction?

The easter bunny; is it real? I do not celebrate easter, but he came this year. Four pieces of candy and three chocolate eggs! Now, we are not sure if the EB is real. I'm not sure. But it's true, bunnies don't lay eggs! The make them like humans do. Augh. SO the easter bunny definitely doesn't make his own eggs. Also, (Credit to a friend), when you go on your easter egg hunt, you get plastic eggs. The eater bunny apparently make them himself. And the candy is from store, but he can't go in himself. SO how does he get all that candy? There is the mystery. Lots of people are saying it's a boy, but a lot of people are also saying, it's both genders. That is something.

Yay

On the AJ Sky blog, there is a new animals page!
It says that wolves probably are the most popular animal in AJ, as Koalas and Pandas not so much.
It also says Pandas are also bullied because they are so "big", and because of their unpopularity, they went exploring. I'm not sure it's true, but this person is an expert.
I have a panda because they went away. I'm kind of in a jam, I want a wolf badly, as I want my panda.
I'm in an animal jam! XD Anyway, what do you think I should do?
-q1zx

AJ

Ok, about blogger. I play this awesome game called animal jam. You can chat, party, get money, buy clothes, adoption, start a restaurant, trade, EVERYTHING. It's awesome. My use name is q1zx. I am an author of the blog http://ajsunshineblog.blogspot.com, and I post every morning. I would try playing the game. It's awesome! It's buy National Geographic, and it's free unless you ant a member ship. That means more items, animals, items, more EVREYTHING. I'm non member. So ya. I would try it.

COmpleted Letter

web-editor@bristol.ac.uk
University of Bristol,
Senate House,
Tyndall Avenue,
Bristol BS8 1TH,
UK

Return Address
Jake Flaherty
1525 Covington Road
Bloomfield Hills, Michigan 48301


4-21-14

 DearUniversity of Bristol.
I am a student at Birmingham Covington School in Michigan, USA. I am here to complaint about the fact that we have classes where we dissect animals. Lots of animals, like pigs, for example, are innocent. Let's say, you, a pig, are having a happy life. You were just born, and you get plenty of food and water. There is lots of mud and you are very happy. Then the farmer comes in and kills you abruptly. That's what we do to examine the inside of a pig then throw it away. Can't we make models? Haven't they suffered enough? Diagrams? I think pigs and other species with be endangered then extinct because of this. We need to stop. It's an unnecessary reason to kill!

I do not think we need dissection. But we need the class. Some people think it does minor damage, but how would you like it if humans were just killed to be taken apart. You could be a victim! It hurts innocent animals. So I think that dissecting should be banned. Not the class, though. I emailed all my contacts and 70% of them say they want dissecting banned, but not the class. I think this is a good amount of people, so I think you should ban dissecting a killing animals. I know some of them you don't kill, but most you do. You could learn and not damage the ecosystem. I think you should ban dissecting.

From, Me.

P. S. Have a nice day.

CC: Rick Joseph

Chicken Smoothie

I play this game now called chicken smoothie. I just started playing it.

It's a pretty good game, but kind of boring. I would still play it, though.
You get animals and basically trade them and collect them.

And you can make art and trade it, too. It's a fun game, but your animals don't move or anything, they just get named and that's it.

Here's a blurry picture of the shop.

I really am trying to get a butterfly wolf!

You can get lots of animals for free, though.

So yea...

Dear Whoever-I-will-find-this-person-later,

I am here to complaint about the fact that we have classes where we dissect animals. Lots of animals, like pigs, for example, are innocent. Let's say, you, a pig, are having a happy life. You were just born, and you get plenty of food and water. There is lots of mud and you are very happy. Then the farmer comes in and kills you abruptly. That's what we do to examine the inside of a pig then throw it away. Can't we make models? Haven't they suffered enough? Diagrams? I think pigs and other species with be endangered then extinct because of this. We need to stop. It's an unnecessary reason to kill!I do not think we need dissecting classes. Some people think it does minor damage, but how would you like it if humans were just killed to we taken apart. You could be a victim! It hurts innocent animals. So I think that dissecting should be banned. Not the class, though. I emailed all my contacts and 70% of them say they want dissecting banned, but not the class. I think this is a good amount of people, so I think you should ban dissecting a killing animals. I know some of them you don't kill, but most you do. I think you should stop killing the animals.

From, Me.

P. S. Have a nice day.

Return Address

Jake Flaherty
1525 Covington Road
Bloomfield Hills, Michigan 48301

Chat Guide

I m just writing a guide for typing stuff.

Brb = Be right back

Gtg = Got to go

Ty = Thank you

Idk  =  I don't know

Idc = I don't care

XD = A smiley face, the X two eyes shut facing inward ><, and the d an open mouth.

Prbly = Probably

AFK = Away from keyboard

Thx = Thanks

Plz = Please

Plc = Place

Lol = Laugh out loud

Rofl = Rolling on floor laughing

Will add more tomorrow

Wrong

I'm typing a random poem so yea! :) Highlight 2 see

I cannot see you comin over.

You are not a four leaved clover.

As much as I would like to sit here with you.

You seem to have better things to do.

So you're saying I'm not important.

You seem to always lost your mind.

And you always go on vacation,

while I'm stuck here here in a bind.

If I sit here you'll drive me away.

You sit here being cold and that's not ok.

You're not the one I though you were.

You are a scab, a really bad curse, say!

I found someone out there who's nice.

Someone who doesn't roll the dice.

All so do is make my cry, so

all I wanna do is tell you good bai!

Leaving, I don't want to stay!

I'm leaving, going far away!

This is not where I belong,

I think I've done it right,

But you, there's something wrong.

Wrong.

I'm not done, just starting with the drama.

I'm moving away, far from the Bahamas.

Love you, but I'm packing up my clothes.

Don't stop me or I'll turn into blows.

You are always going form sea to sea.

You don't ever seem to care about me.

I'm not going anywhere near here,

until a thousand years.

If I run, you'll tackle me.

If I wanna see you, you away.

You are an annoying speck,

and I'm am leaving what the heck, say!

I found someone out there with a heart.

Someone who is a sweet tart.

All you do is make me try, so

all I wanna do is tell you good bai!

Leaving, I don't wanna be here.

I'm leaving. Gonna disappear.

This is not where I belong,

I think I've done it right,

But you, there's something wrong.

Wrong.

Why was I here in the first place.

Why were we ever face to face?

Why do you boss me around

until I feel like putting my head in the ground.

You're a nightmare,

I real disaster.

And I just wanna

case you in plaster.

I don't why we were toe to toe.

But every single answer now is no.

I can't stand you, I have a enemy,

And no, I do not have any empathy.

I can't take you anywhere along,

You are just so so wrong.

Leaving. I can't take you.

I'm leaving, getting my shoes.

This is not where I belong.

I think I've done it right.

But you, there's something wrong.

Wrong.

My break

I think my break went well. We did something, I will explain below.

Also, have you ever played pirate ship on a hammock? Before you call me a baby or something, let me tell you something. It's fun. You have about three or four people, and you all TRY to fit on. Then you rock it back and fortha and try and stay on. You have a 75% percent chance of falling and hitting the metal supporting it, though. It hurts a little, though. And, you flip the whole thing over sometimes, so be careful. But its fun. So Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy

Ok...
P. S. It kind of gets a lot of holes in the hammock, too.

D N D N S N J-L. Y? C, D N D N S N D C-T. D N D N S A N D N. N D N S A O-I. N-E N D N N D C-T S A R-L.

The Indian is in Jail. Why? See, the indian is in the city. The indian is an indian. Indian is a boy. Any indian in the city is a girl.

I wonder why the main character never dies in stories. I mean, it would be a good twist. (Not in real life.) Have you ever read a book where the main character dies? My guess, is no. There are no books like that. (At least out of what I've read.)

So yea...

Argument Letter

Dear Whoever-I-will-find-this-person-later,

I am here to complaint about the fact that we have classes where we dissect animals. Lots of animals, like pigs, for example, are innocent. Let's say, you, a pig, are having a happy life. You were just born, and you get plenty of food and water. There is lots of mud and you are very happy. Then the farmer comes in and kills you abruptly. That's what we do to examine the inside of a pig then throw it away. Can't we make models? Haven't they suffered enough? Diagrams? I think pigs and other species with be endangered then extinct because of this. We need to stop. It's an unnecessary reason to kill!I do not think we need dissecting classes. Some people think it does minor damage, but how would you like it if humans were just killed to we taken apart. You could be a victim! It hurts innocent animals. So I think that dissecting should be banned. Not the class, though. I emailed all my contacts and 70% of them say they want dissecting banned, but not the class. I think this is a good amount of people, so I think you should ban dissecting a killing animals. I know some of them you don't kill, but most you do. I think you should stop killing the animals.

From, Me.

P. S. Have a nice day.

Return Address

Jake Flaherty
1525 Covington Road
Bloomfield Hills, Michigan 48301

Somethig

I am typing. Today, I have nothing to write about. Just typing. It's beautiful outside, because i trust rained. I have lots of homework. Anyway, I wonder what is at the edge of space. There has to be something. I wonder if we are trapped in a  snow globe. It can't go on forever. I wonder if we will ever find out.We will get there someday. Earth is moving 15 centimeters a year form the sun. It's orbit is. SO we will eventually reach mars and we'll see what happens.

Puzzles

Rob other An iatric kite me very won knot nose

Rudolph the red nose reindeer.

I don't get how his nose it red.

True, it's a good story.

Everyone wonders, how is his nose red?

Maybe it's bleeding badly.

Er... I'm not sure, maybe...

Confusing, huh? Maybe it's a fake nose.

Unbelievable, though, that it would glow.

Really, it could have batteries.

You never know.

Or maybe it's plastic,

Never the less, it's has something.

Because maybe it has radiation.

Learning how do not get close to the Nuclear Power Plant, huh?

Ok, I guess that's it.

Goodbye.