Loyalist (To Neutralist): I think you should support the king. He supplies us with Jelly Donuts, and best of all, napkins for when you squeeze them!
Patriot: But he only gives us one hundred donuts a day each! I think we need more. I sqeeze half of mine and the wife gets the Jelly. So I only eat fifty donuts a day! A man like me need lots and lots of sugar!
Loyalist: But we get napkins! And they are pink, my favorite color!
Patriot: They are like sandpaper and cardboard, just like the toilet paper.
Loyalist: So? They still work. And the jelly is sweet and delicious.
Patriot: It's Squash flavored. Yuck. It does not go well with the donut.
Loyalist: That's why you should squeeze them! Besides, squeezing is fun! And they dog gets it all. No mess!
Patriot: There are only twenty people in the town with dogs, and they are all yours.
Loyalist: Well, squeeze it over a plate. Anyway, the donuts are awesome. They make them fresh and warm everyday,  and the bread smells good!
Patriot: It is fresh and worm, and stale. They are like plain bread and it's really hard. I chipped a tooth!
Loyalist: Not my fault you have weak teeth. And it does not taste bad, it's like candy!
Patriot: Yes, really bad candy. And the donuts also have sprinkles and frosting. The sprinkles are like wood. No taste, very hard and small. They are all gray.
Loyalist: Anyone with eyes would see that they are not gray, but different shades. They are sugary and sweet inside, and are made specially but Gertrude, that lady who live sin the apartment on 72nd street. She's very kind.
Patriot. But she never washes her hands! I pick the sprinkles off because my family has gotten sick form them. She may be nice, but those sprinkles are very bad, and unhealthy. SO much sugar! They are to sweet!
Loyalist: They taste good still, and besides, you only have to diet like everyday other day or so. And the frosting is very sweet. And healthy.
Patriot: It's not sweet! It's too healthy. It is pure celery! It is flared out and spread across! And it is really bad celery! Too old or rotten. Bleah!
Loyalist: Where is the neutralist anyway?
(They both look around, and there is nobody but them.)
Loyalist: You made him leave!
Patriot: No, you did. You're so boring!
THIS PART OF THE PLAY HAS BEEN REMOVED DUE TO IT BEING TO VIOLENT FOR READERS UNDER THIRTEEN
To be continued.