Not-Perfect is awesome

If she were just ugly
Or really confused.
Or sad and sick
or always accused.
If she only smelled bad
Or was extremely bossy
or had tantrums
Or had a rude posse.
If she was very bad
and very dumb.
Because she wouldn't be perfect
that would be awesome.

If she was obese
or always depressed.
If she was dirty and
always made a mess.
If she was whiny.
Or was always spoiled
If she got into trouble
and made lots of turmoil.
If she was very bad
and very dumb.
Because she wouldn't be perfect
that would be awesome.

But she always did
everything without a flaw.
Leaving every person
standing in awe.
If she had something wrong
with her I think I would strum.
Because that wouldn't be perfect
and that's awesome.

If she was lazy,
and commanded everyone.
If she was a bragger
if she had won.
If she talked a lot
Or said bad words.
If she took guns and shot
squirrels and birds.
If she was very bad
and very dumb.
Because she wouldn't be perfect
that would be awesome.

But she always did everything
perfectly perfect.
She always did her schoolwork
and did a double check.
If she wasn't so flawless
and did everything wrong.
Because that wouldn't be perfect
it would be awesome.

If she was dirty
or did pick her nose.
If she was abscessed with video games
and destroyed every foe.
If she stole and took
or studied 24/7.
If she loved to sword fight
to the death with weapons.
If she was very bad
and very dumb.
Because she wouldn't be perfect
that would be

Awesome.