FYI: This is the narrator's opinion, not mine. I'm not saying it isn't mine, or it is. And this is fiction.
Chapter 1
Hi, I'm an Arctic Wolf trying to get away from my worst enemy, another arctic fox, and global warming because of Mr. "Ho ho ho!"Argh, I hate Santa. It sounds crazy, I know that, but I think he's weird. This is me on the outside: "Hello Santa, you're the best and you're so nice!" On the inside: Get me out of here! I think Santa's a joke. He's an extremely obese guy who stalks people in an attempt to bribe them. And he talks 24/7. FYI: He never shuts his mouth. And because of him, my father is gone, I'm stuck on the other side of the planet with my enemy, and climate change apparently has something against us. It was all yesterday. I was stuck in a crowd of wolfs, hares, and elfs. It was cold and snowy. Santa was doing his blah blah blah on an igloo and everyone in the crowd was listening to him, or trying to take words out of his babble. Except for me. I was looking everywhere but at him until some words caught my ears. "reach the ghost that's been doing-" I was listening to him. I was actually listening to his words. "We must reach the ghost! Come on, call his name! Everyone barked and screamed. So I thought, "This will never work." And then, a small hole appears in the middle of us. And I'm in the middle for some apparent reason. Everyone yells in a non frightened way. "Yay, it's the ghost!" or "Ooo, a rainbow portal." Inside was indeed rainbow. It was a mixture of color, and the end was not visible. Anyway, it grew an everyone stepped away from it. Except for me, and my enemy, another Arctic fox, named Adrian. She's an ugly little brat, and it's a World Record if you can stand next to her for one minute without going away, barfing, etc. Everyone else say she's a perfect little fairy, and I shouldn't be negative. Oh well, anyway, I fell in with Adrian and I see my father jump in behind me. Then it's just us, falling and falling. We scream (Who wouldn't?) for the first ten minutes, then we stop and sit around. It's . In ten seconds. First we fall out, and a huge set of teeth grab all of us. My father, quickly open the mouth of the teeth, and holds it up. Adrian escapes first and runs our on the land but I, I first check on father, who is no longer there. Nor any teeth. Just a ripple of water. Water? We are floating on a giant iceberg. A tall one. In the middle of a huge amount of water. Somewhere. Suddenly, the iceberg starts tilting. It keeps tilting. It gaining speed. It splashes, I'm airborne. Something hits my head, I'm knocked out, I'm dying...
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