I'm quitting

Ok, I am here to say, I'm not posting anymore.

I'm quitting, stopping, never ever coming on here.

Want to know why?

April fools!

Here is a prank that really happened my orchestra teacher told me:

On April 1st, a man was walking from the parking lot and he saw is friends car was unlocked. He had a great idea. He opened the door and cranked down the window. (It was an old car.) Then he bought some broken glass (Wherever you find broken glass.) and spread it all over the car seat. Then when his friend came, he called the police, because he thought his car had been robbed. It's a pretty good prank, if you asked me. (He confessed and was good.)

Arguemnt letter

Dear Whoever-I-will-find-this-person-later,

I am here to complaint about the fact that we have classes where we dissect animals. Lots of animals, like pigs, for example, are innocent. What is you, a pig, are having a happy life. You were just born, and you get plenty of food and water. There is lots of mud and you are very happy. Then the farmer comes in and kills you abruptly. That's what we do to examine the inside of a pig then throw it away. Can't we make models? Haven't they suffered enough? Diagrams? I think pigs and other species with be endangered then extinct because of this. We need to stop. It's an unnecessary reason to kill!I do not think we need dissecting classes. Some people think it does minor damage, but how would you like it if humans were just killed to we taken apart. You could be a victim! It hurts innocent animals. So I think that dissecting should be banned. Not the class, though. I emailed all my contacts and 70% of them say they want dissecting banned, but not the class.

From, Me.

P. S. Have a nice day. I think

Argument Paragraph

Dear Whoever-I-will-find-this-person-later,

I am here to complaint about the fact that we have classes where we dissect animals. Lots of animals, like pigs, for example, are innocent. What is you, a pig, are having a happy life. You were just born, and you get plenty of food and water. There is lots of mud and you are very happy. Then the farmer comes in and kills you abruptly. That's what we do to examine the inside of a pig then throw it away. Can't we make models? Haven't they suffered enough? Diagrams? I think pigs and other species with be endangered then extinct because of this. We need to stop. It's an unnecessary reason to kill!I do not think we need dissecting classes. Some people think it does minor damage, but how would you like it if humans were just killed to we taken apart. You could be a victim! It hurts innocent animals. So I think that dissecting should be banned. Not the class, though. I emailed all my contacts and 70% of them say they want dissecting banned, but not the class.

From, Me.

Stolen

Let me tell about my friend

who is getting out line.

He acts like a TV set

he make people hypnotized.

He's acting really different

a whole new design.

This friend if turning into

someone not mine.

If think his girl's getting between us.

She not making my friend or me ever be us.

I am really lonely I might hurl.

I think friends should come before girls.

Because he's been stolen.

Like a hit that is swollen.

I never knew it till the end.

He would no longer be my friend.

I tried to tell my friend the warning.

That if we end I will keep mourning.

He acting really strange, he he forget about me.

I still want him, but he has a different team.

I've never seen him alone since

the first day of school.

He's really happy

but that is not cool.

All he does ignore me

and never says hi.

I really want him back

or else I will die.

I think the girls is being a robber.

What happened to sports and playing soccer?

We do these things seem to happen to me.

You might of well just took me and threw me.

Because he's been stolen.

Like a hit that is swollen.

I never knew it till the end.

He would no longer be my friend.

I tried to tell my friend the warning.

That if we end I will keep mourning.

He acting really strange, he he forget about me.

I still want him, but he has a different team.

I need him back.

Cause of unfortunate attacks.

And extreme robberies.

I need him back please.

Give my friend back.

There is someone he lacks.

He needs to see the key

to come back to, me.

Not-Perfect is awesome

If she were just ugly
Or really confused.
Or sad and sick
or always accused.
If she only smelled bad
Or was extremely bossy
or had tantrums
Or had a rude posse.
If she was very bad
and very dumb.
Because she wouldn't be perfect
that would be awesome.

If she was obese
or always depressed.
If she was dirty and
always made a mess.
If she was whiny.
Or was always spoiled
If she got into trouble
and made lots of turmoil.
If she was very bad
and very dumb.
Because she wouldn't be perfect
that would be awesome.

But she always did
everything without a flaw.
Leaving every person
standing in awe.
If she had something wrong
with her I think I would strum.
Because that wouldn't be perfect
and that's awesome.

If she was lazy,
and commanded everyone.
If she was a bragger
if she had won.
If she talked a lot
Or said bad words.
If she took guns and shot
squirrels and birds.
If she was very bad
and very dumb.
Because she wouldn't be perfect
that would be awesome.

But she always did everything
perfectly perfect.
She always did her schoolwork
and did a double check.
If she wasn't so flawless
and did everything wrong.
Because that wouldn't be perfect
it would be awesome.

If she was dirty
or did pick her nose.
If she was abscessed with video games
and destroyed every foe.
If she stole and took
or studied 24/7.
If she loved to sword fight
to the death with weapons.
If she was very bad
and very dumb.
Because she wouldn't be perfect
that would be

Awesome.

Yesterday it was USA Flag

I have four noses and no skill.

And go so slow I'm at my will.

My eyes are twice my size above my head.

I live in fear of getting dead.

My enemy is on every table.

Keeping alive is hard to keep stable.

I have no shell, so I might die.

This is so hard: What am I?

_ _ _ _

Dreams, what are they?

Do they tell the next day?

Are they messages or text?

Are they full on context?

Are they warnings or danger?

Do they you then meet a stranger?

Do they tell future, or past?

Or if the next day will be a blast?

Do they give you things or ideas?

Do they get go to Korea?

Do they show you places?

Or just new faces?

I caught a fish.

My smallest one yet.

I am just really bad?

Or just get the worst of the catch?

If it were more of fa challenge.

Or really fat and full.

Because this was only a shark.

One that was bull.

What is it?

Reds, blues, whites

Stars, Space, Stripes,

It is very, very thin.

And it just keeps on flying.

But may it touch the ground

We have to give it a burning wound

People always retire it's spirit

But the question is: What is it?

(Answer: Tomorrow's post.)

_ _ _    _ _ _ _

Seems to never use the letrine,

I think it might be a machine.

Can do things no one else can.

Never gets so hot they're desperate for fans.

Extremely flexible, good technology skills.

Seem to be poor yet pay all the bills.

It seem to be taking over the world.

Yet just an average girl.

What is it?

_ _ _ _ _

Links don't count

Robots!

Everyone wonders: Will they take over the world?

At least some people wonder, search it up!

Literally, some people believe it will happen between 2020 and 2050

Learning about this is pretty cool. Scientists say robots will be as smart as us in 2040.

Young and scary, huh?

And maybe some humans are robots!

Not like they act different. You can't really tell.

Inside there body is the only way.

And maybe someone's at your school's one... (I'm not, hopefully.)

It's true, though, robots are becoming extremely humanlike.

Someone even made a movie: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Forbin_Project

Ok, just make sure you don't judge someone about who they are. Try to get facts.

No telling anyone but the robot, because if they are, the FBI might come.

Everyone would know about it and they would be taken away.

I think that robots should be a bit controlled. Check out link:

Poptropica: Game Show Island

Hello, again, I think humans are going to get endangered.

And, I think someone could take over the world with robots!

Very confusing!

Everyone could get enslaved by one person! A movie about it too!

Phineas and Ferb: Across the Second Dimension Traier

Families could get separated!

And it would be chaos!

Control robots before it's too late.

True, it could be a nice robot.

So, I guess if it's nice don't destroy it...

Argument Letter edited :)

Dear Whoever-I-will-find-this-person-later,

I am here to complaint about the fact that we have classes where we dissect animals. Lots of animals, like pigs, for example, are innocent. What is you, a pig, are having a happy life. You were just born, and you get plenty of food and water. There is lots of mud and you are very happy. Then the farmer comes in and kills you abruptly. That's what we do to examine the inside of a pig then throw it away. Can't we make models? Haven't they suffered enough? Diagrams? I think pigs and other species with be endangered then extinct because of this. We need to stop. It's an unnecessary reason to kill!I do not think we need dissecting classes. Some people think it does minor damage, but how would you like it if humans were just killed to we taken apart. You could be a victim! It hurts innocent animals.

From, Me.

Argument Letter

Dear Whoever-I-will-find-this-person-later,

I am here to complaint about the fact that we have classes where we dissect animals. Lots of animals, like pigs, for example, are innocent. What is you, a pig, are having a happy life. You were just born, and you get plenty of food and water. There is lots of mud and you are very happy. Then the farmer comes in and kills you abruptly. That's what we do to examine the inside of a pig then throw it away. Can't we make models? Haven't they suffered enough? Diagrams? I think pigs and other species with be endangered then extinct because of this. We need to stop. It's an unesscessary reason to kill!

Eyes that don't begin sentence don't count

Any person could say there's no trap in relationships. No, there is. I say the traps after it's all settled. A boy could like a girl and then they fall together. Using the boy, the girl could ask the boy to do something and most boys would do whatever it was and try to make sure he stays in relationship with her because some boys are desperate. Zigzaging things back and forth, some girls use their boys to get jobs done. And some boys get girl by 90% how they look. It's weird. Everyone does judge by the inside eventually, which I think is a good thing, because if someone really mean got with someone that judged 100% by looks, they could totally own the boy. But some judge 100% how they are inside. Literally, I think that some girls are different inside too. Or not. Not anyone I know, but I think someone is completely different inside then everyone. Ok, anyway, some girls have to be desperate, not anyone I know, but women outnumber the boys three to one in america, so that's says something. Though, I wonder how girls judge boys, and why couples always have the boy ask to start it. Hmmm... Usually, I don't think about this stuff, but know that I am while I'm typing, I've noticed couples either breakup or get married. Maybe, but anyway, if they do break up, it's always the girl who wants to. And why, I wonder, why? Not that I'm trying to scare anyone, but I think girls have an easier life, but, lots of boys say they are glad they are boys because of babies. So, in this, I mean pregnancy. He, the boy, is thankful now. Every (almost) girl has to go through this, where you get fat, and they open your stomach, and that stuff. So that's why, it's painful. Really, I think still girls have lots of power. Ok, too, I think some ways it's the other way. But, boys and girls have different opinions. Or some have the same. Together, boys and girls, I think love is like a mystery. But (just saying this), that's a name to one of my favorite songs. Um... To everybody's heart there is a key. Well, let's see, I have another blog. How you get there is :http://codemanyways.blogspot.com

You can come back to this blog and look for code in some of my posts...

Random

Here is the cutest cat in the world:

You can't get much cuter than that. :)

Ok, he's just so adorable.

Unbelievable picture, though, it's so clear.

Anyway, here is a poem.

Read it if you like, but it's not good.

Ending poem are hard, I've written better than this one.

A story by Me.

Reach out right hand.

Oranges at at demand.

Bananas with it.

Or you will miss it.

The end, (It's kind weird look at other posts plz too.)

Anyway, that's it for today.

Now I guess I will go finish my math.

I'm not sure.

And one more thing.

Unbelievable picture.-----------------------------------------^

Ci

The city is probably the post crowded place in Panfu most of the time! But sometimes the pool, the castle, Sanfanpanfu, even the race car track and more!

The city has the most people frequently every single day! 

Anyway, first, The city has a game called four boom, which is also in the castle terrace and cave! It is a two player game you connect up with another person, and you try to pour your color to make four in a fox, diagonally, vertical, or horizontal.

I have one glitch, youc an walk on the side and top of buildings, and the sky.

 You sit on the bench where belly 616 is sitting.

Then you click the bow on the gift box.

Done!

Also, in the city, there are entrances to the Ice cream shop, gift store, and pet store. Troy, sitting in his shack on the left, doesn't really do anything, in quests or regularly.

Oh, and you can also jump on the roof on the pet shop. So yea...

Snickers

There  as a boy named Jimmy. Jimmy loved Snickers. Everyday, he'd go to the Vending Machine by the boys bathroom and by one. This day was ordinary. He woke up on the floor, and went downstairs and had Lucky Charms. Then he'd brush his teeth and go to school. But today, when he got to school, it was different. There vending machine was out of Snickers! Jimmy said, "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..." (To be continued.)

Robots

I wonder if robots are smarter than average humans. They could take over that world, and they might. Scientist say they will be smart as us in about 2040. I think they are now. I think some robots are really smart, and just secret. And also, I wonder why some people put self destruct buttons on their robots. It's kind of pointless...

The longest word in the world

Has anyone here heard of the longest word in the world? Some sat it has. 45. Some different. But there is one that is 189,819 words. It take over three hours to pronounce, and it is below. It is so long it is just tiring. And I do not get how to pronounce it. It fun listening to it, though, it's on youtube. It's the chemical name for titin. It is a portion known by many and has TTN gene. It is so long I am going to give you a link it's on a page of my blog, my first page, and try the first part. It's hard. And good luck. Here is a link to the page http://moonwritin.blogspot.com/p/the-longest-word-in-world.html

Unlucky Penny

I found a penny on the the ground

I was lucky for what I found.

But then my face made a frown.

Because my luck turned upside-down.

I missed the bus and walked to school.

I slipped as I went to my stool.

At art there was paint all over my hands.

Bullies then gave me threatening demands.

Then at Science I dropped my Mac.

Then the teacher picked it up and wouldn't give it back.

At lunch my lunch was left at the bus.

At recess everyone just cussed.

Then at LA we had to write

a twenty page report on Civil Rights.

In Social Studies it was due

along with other assignments, too.

Then came gym, my last class.

But like always, it wasn't a blast.

Because just like two days ago

I got another bloody nose.

So next time I find money on the ground.

I will just leave it lying around.

Or if I see another

I will give it to my big brother.

>>>

I'm stopping this writing, and writing about Leo's topic. http://leoslablog.blogspot.com Anyway, here is a few things about his topic. I say there's girls who really love and girls who use you. But the boy's desperate for the girl. So he, falls into the trap, and to get the girl wants to impress her and be nice for her. Then the boy's a slave and the girl a queen. The boy will do anything of her. So girls have power over a lot of boys, because some aren't desperate. Some dispise girls even. Anyway there other day I was going to ask my mom if I could not go skiing without making her mad. I search how to ask up and girl comes before boy. This shows girls want boys, but boys are more desperate.

Winter Dream Day 3

FYI: This is the narrator's opinion, not mine. I'm not saying it isn't mine, or it is. And this is fiction.

Chapter 1

Hi, I'm an Arctic Wolf trying to get away from my worst enemy, another arctic fox, and global warming because of Mr. "Ho ho ho!"Argh, I hate Santa. It sounds crazy, I know that, but I think he's weird. This is me on the outside: "Hello Santa, you're the best and you're so nice!" On the inside: Get me out of here! I think Santa's a joke. He's an extremely obese guy who stalks people in an attempt to bribe them. And he talks 24/7. FYI: He never shuts his mouth. And because of him, my father is gone, I'm stuck on the other side of the planet with my enemy, and climate change apparently has something against us. It was all yesterday. I was stuck in a crowd of wolfs, hares, and elfs. It was cold and snowy. Santa was doing his blah blah blah on an igloo and everyone in the crowd was listening to him, or trying to take words out of his babble. Except for me. I was looking everywhere but at him until some words caught my ears. "reach the ghost that's been doing-" I was listening to him. I was actually listening to his words. "We must reach the ghost! Come on, call his name! Everyone barked and screamed. So I thought, "This will never work." And then, a small hole appears in the middle of us. And I'm in the middle for some apparent reason. Everyone yells in a non frightened way. "Yay, it's the ghost!" or "Ooo, a rainbow portal." Inside was indeed rainbow. It was a mixture of color, and the end was not visible. Anyway, it grew an everyone stepped away from it. Except for me, and my enemy, another Arctic fox, named Adrian. She's an ugly little brat, and it's a World Record if you can stand next to her for one minute without going away, barfing, etc. Everyone else say she's a perfect little fairy, and I shouldn't be negative. Oh well, anyway, I fell in with Adrian and I see my father jump in behind me. Then it's just us, falling and falling. We scream (Who wouldn't?) for the first ten minutes, then we stop and sit around. It's . In ten seconds. First we fall out, and a huge set of teeth grab all of us. My father, quickly open the mouth of the teeth, and holds it up. Adrian escapes first and runs our on the land but I, I first check on father, who is no longer there. Nor any teeth. Just a ripple of water. Water? We are floating on a giant iceberg. A tall one.  In the middle of a huge amount of water. Somewhere. And this is now to the present. Adrian first does the obvious,blames me. "You're the one who should be dead, why did you-" Oh, I'm sorry I didn't realize it was MY fault. But before I can reply, the iceberg starts tilting. It keeps tilting. It gaining speed. It splashes, I'm airborne. Something hits my head, I'm knocked out, I'm dying...

Chapter 2

Something Cold touches my head. I feel myself rocking up and down. My head feels cold again. I lift my head up. I scream. Well, who wouldn't?

The ice berg tilts  again but actually falls. After being knocked out, I'm not prepared. I run up the ice berg as fast as I can. The slant is increasing. I just grab the edge, and the ice berg falls in the ocean with a monsterous splash.  

I get drenched, then get released up. The force, the power, the cold wind. I'm released, and airborne. I get that airborne feeling, and the cold wind it not that cold. I negative thought hits my mind, "I can't swim." I hit the cold, wet water,  but it's not water. It's a snow bank, floating in the middle of the ocean, about the size of half a basketball court. It has many black monsters with white circles on there chests. Black monsters? There... What are these things? "What are you?" I try to ask, but they don't pay attention. A small gray fluffy monster waddles by me. "They're penguins, dummy." I recognize the voice, and unfortunately, Adrian has not died a painful death. "Oh, Missy Know-it-All is alive. Yay. Now every things a lot better." My sarcastic tone could not be more sarcastic. "At least I'm not standing on one." That was her reply. I wasn't as mean as usual it, was weird, wait... I look down, and let go of my paw, and a baby, Pen- guin, waddles away like a dizzy mentally confused Adrian. Or I could just say Adrian. I'm stuck on an iceberg the size of half a basketball court with Adrian. I look around. The black monsters, or Pen-Guins are gone. In fact, everything's gone. We are now standing on a chunk of ice about the size of two doors. I hope that little one was okay. I sigh. Stuck on an iceberg. With just myself. And a fat cow eyed dummy. I look down and sigh. "~Gasp~Gasp~" There aren't just two living things here.

Chapter 3

There was the little penguin I was standing on a few minutes ago, only I'm standing on him again. I'm thinking about all the possibilities. I could eat him. Or take care of him. Am I going to have to be a parent?!?! I'm feeling emotional. I finally decided on a  conclusion. First, I should let him breathe. I release my paw, and he stumbles off again, but in circles, and falls overboard and disappears. Oh, well. I wish that was Adrian. Speaking of Adrian, she hasn't said any rude comments lately... She's asleep. Great. I mean it. I can get all kinds of revenge. I put her head in the water and leave it there upside-down. Its like when I was doing it. Wait, a minute, it seems like something she'd do.  I sit on the other side and look out on the ocean. It's so rough and peaceful. Rough. Crackle. Crackle? "~Crackle~" Our... ship in breaking in half. I'm thinking. Our ship is three inches thick of ice. What's going on? I stay on my side as the ship snaps.  My side is rushed so an opposite direction When a huge wave slice between us sending us opposite directions. I look for the other half. There it is. It's clean. No one aboard. No offense but... "This is awesome!" I run. I chase my tail. I see my back, where the little penguin is sitting. "Bwarghablalalala! Why??" I whine. "No wait, I'm hungry. This is a good thing." I go after the penguin. This is embarrassing, but I can't. It's just so little, so innocent... "ARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!" I need food. I need help. Companionship. Helpful companionship. The little penguin looks at me, and tilts his head. Then he waddles over the icy ground and comes to the edge, stick his head in, and in ten seconds he has a... fish? I'm not exactly fond of sticking my head in the water, but it's not like I have an option. And it's harder then the little penguin made it look. I finally catch one, and it's not bad raw. It's filling. The little penguin smiles at me and flaps his wings wildly.  He's like my son. I have a son. Ok, and he needs a name. I know the perfect name. Adrianisstupid. But Adrian isn't alive, which bothers me. His name is Flappy. "Flappy! Comere my little boy!" "Shut up." Really?

Winter Dream Day 2

FYI: This is the narrator's opinion, not mine. I'm not saying it isn't mine, or it is. And this is fiction.

Chapter 1

Hi, I'm an Arctic Wolf trying to get away from my worst enemy, another arctic fox, and global warming because of Mr. "Ho ho ho!"Argh, I hate Santa. It sounds crazy, I know that, but I think he's weird. This is me on the outside: "Hello Santa, you're the best and you're so nice!" On the inside: Get me out of here! I think Santa's a joke. He's an extremely obese guy who stalks people in an attempt to bribe them. And he talks 24/7. FYI: He never shuts his mouth. And because of him, my father is gone, I'm stuck on the other side of the planet with my enemy, and climate change apparently has something against us. It was all yesterday. I was stuck in a crowd of wolfs, hares, and elfs. It was cold and snowy. Santa was doing his blah blah blah on an igloo and everyone in the crowd was listening to him, or trying to take words out of his babble. Except for me. I was looking everywhere but at him until some words caught my ears. "reach the ghost that's been doing-" I was listening to him. I was actually listening to his words. "We must reach the ghost! Come on, call his name! Everyone barked and screamed. So I thought, "This will never work." And then, a small hole appears in the middle of us. And I'm in the middle for some apparent reason. Everyone yells in a non frightened way. "Yay, it's the ghost!" or "Ooo, a rainbow portal." Inside was indeed rainbow. It was a mixture of color, and the end was not visible. Anyway, it grew an everyone stepped away from it. Except for me, and my enemy, another Arctic fox, named Adrian. She's an ugly little brat, and it's a World Record if you can stand next to her for one minute without going away, barfing, etc. Everyone else say she's a perfect little fairy, and I shouldn't be negative. Oh well, anyway, I fell in with Adrian and I see my father jump in behind me. Then it's just us, falling and falling. We scream (Who wouldn't?) for the first ten minutes, then we stop and sit around. It's . In ten seconds. First we fall out, and a huge set of teeth grab all of us. My father, quickly open the mouth of the teeth, and holds it up. Adrian escapes first and runs our on the land but I, I first check on father, who is no longer there. Nor any teeth. Just a ripple of water. Water? We are floating on a giant iceberg. A tall one.  In the middle of a huge amount of water. Somewhere. And this is now to the present. Adrian first does the obvious,blames me. "You're the one who should be dead, why did you-" Oh, I'm sorry I didn't realize it was MY fault. But before I can reply, the iceberg starts tilting. It keeps tilting. It gaining speed. It splashes, I'm airborne. Something hits my head, I'm knocked out, I'm dying...

Chapter 2

Something Cold touches my head. I feel myself rocking up and down. My head feels cold again. I lift my head up. I scream. Well, who wouldn't?

The ice berg tilts  again but actually falls. After being knocked out, I'm not prepared. I run up the ice berg as fast as I can. The slant is increasing. I just grab the edge, and the ice berg falls in the ocean with a monsterous splash.  

I get drenched, then get released up. The force, the power, the cold wind. I'm released, and airborne. I get that airborne feeling, and the cold wind it not that cold. I negative thought hits my mind, "I can't swim." I hit the cold, wet water,  but it's not water. It's a snow bank, floating in the middle of the ocean, about the size of half a basketball court. It has many black monsters with white circles on there chests. Black monsters? There... What are these things? "What are you?" I try to ask, but they don't pay attention. A small gray fluffy monster waddles by me. "They're penguins, dummy." I recognize the voice, and unfortunately, Adrian has not died a painful death. "Oh, Missy Know-it-All is alive. Yay. Now every things a lot better." My sarcastic tone could not be more sarcastic. "At least I'm not standing on one." That was her reply. I wasn't as mean as usual it, was weird, wait... I look down, and let go of my paw, and a baby, Pen- guin, waddles away like a dizzy mentally confused Adrian. Or I could just say Adrian. I'm stuck on an iceberg the size of half a basketball court with Adrian. I look around. The black monsters, or Pen-Guins are gone. In fact, everything's gone. We are now standing on a chunk of ice about the size of two doors. I hope that little one was okay. I sigh. Stuck on an iceberg. With just myself. And a fat cow eyed dummy. I look down and sigh. "~Gasp~Gasp~" There aren't just two living things here.

Winter Dream Day 1

FYI: This is the narrator's opinion, not mine. I'm not saying it isn't mine, or it is. And this is fiction.

Chapter 1

Hi, I'm an Arctic Wolf trying to get away from my worst enemy, another arctic fox, and global warming because of Mr. "Ho ho ho!"Argh, I hate Santa. It sounds crazy, I know that, but I think he's weird. This is me on the outside: "Hello Santa, you're the best and you're so nice!" On the inside: Get me out of here! I think Santa's a joke. He's an extremely obese guy who stalks people in an attempt to bribe them. And he talks 24/7. FYI: He never shuts his mouth. And because of him, my father is gone, I'm stuck on the other side of the planet with my enemy, and climate change apparently has something against us. It was all yesterday. I was stuck in a crowd of wolfs, hares, and elfs. It was cold and snowy. Santa was doing his blah blah blah on an igloo and everyone in the crowd was listening to him, or trying to take words out of his babble. Except for me. I was looking everywhere but at him until some words caught my ears. "reach the ghost that's been doing-" I was listening to him. I was actually listening to his words. "We must reach the ghost! Come on, call his name! Everyone barked and screamed. So I thought, "This will never work." And then, a small hole appears in the middle of us. And I'm in the middle for some apparent reason. Everyone yells in a non frightened way. "Yay, it's the ghost!" or "Ooo, a rainbow portal." Inside was indeed rainbow. It was a mixture of color, and the end was not visible. Anyway, it grew an everyone stepped away from it. Except for me, and my enemy, another Arctic fox, named Adrian. She's an ugly little brat, and it's a World Record if you can stand next to her for one minute without going away, barfing, etc. Everyone else say she's a perfect little fairy, and I shouldn't be negative. Oh well, anyway, I fell in with Adrian and I see my father jump in behind me. Then it's just us, falling and falling. We scream (Who wouldn't?) for the first ten minutes, then we stop and sit around. It's . In ten seconds. First we fall out, and a huge set of teeth grab all of us. My father, quickly open the mouth of the teeth, and holds it up. Adrian escapes first and runs our on the land but I, I first check on father, who is no longer there. Nor any teeth. Just a ripple of water. Water? We are floating on a giant iceberg. A tall one.  In the middle of a huge amount of water. Somewhere. Suddenly, the iceberg starts tilting. It keeps tilting. It gaining speed. It splashes, I'm airborne. Something hits my head, I'm knocked out, I'm dying...

Winter Dream

Three arctic wolfs. Santa. A portal through earth. Stuck in ocean. Swimming skills low. Canivorous whale. Pain. A scream. Blackness.

That was all Ralph remembered. He, his worst enemy, his Father, in a crowd of wolfs, hares, and elfs. Falling in. On another side of the Earth. His father gone. Stuck with his worst enemy. On a small iceberg. In Antarctica. Now they must get back to the north pole. Without getting warm or hot, or they will perish. (They're from the North Pole.) With Global Warming rising, they have to survive whales. And water. And get to the north pole. Before Antartica dries up.

Winter Dream

First chapter written tomorrow.

Poem

There once was a merman,

a merman named Ryan, 

who had a fear of going on to land

because of lions.

Once a pterodactyl picked

poor Ryan up as he was flying.

But as Ryan fell and dropped

he realized he wasn't dying.

He had fallen on a roof 

that said Simon's Hardware.

And as he flopped an angry cook

came up to him with a glare.

The cook spoke spanish,

estar and ser.

He kept talking,

wait a minute there.

I forgot to do my spanish homework

Must do it quick.

Type up to Mr. Leibson's Blog

with multiple clicks.

If I don't do it,

I will regret the morning.

I'm getting off this writing

to do my recordings.

(You'd better do it if you haven't so yea.)

The end

Chapeter 3


"Aw, there you are. Come on now, there's no need to be scared." The  mom squealed. "Come on, into the tub." She pulled out a  blue small tub the size of a small coffee table. Ralph stepped into the tub. He could easily tell the
 floor was cold. But then came the hot water, and the fresh, bubbly shampoo, and... Ralph almost fell asleep. A few minutes late his little journey into his own little world was done, and Ralph was dried off and combed and petted went back to the shed casually as if this was like going to school. "Did you like it?" Adrian immediately spoke up, as if the cat had been wanting to say this for hours. 
Ralph answered sweetly, "Oh nye a, it's the best place in the whole entire wor-"


Adrian glared at him.
"Sorry! I didn't know. I'm used to it being so rough. You don't owe me. Come on, best brothers?"


Adrian's glared stiffend.


"I'm a feminine, dumbhead."


"A what?!?"
"A girl. Is there a problem?”

"
No, just... Isn't Adrian a boy's name?"


"Not where I come from."


"Where do you come from?"


"This house. The mom used to live here and I was born but then..." Adrian eyes looked glassy.


"I'm sorry. Who's named after Adrian?"


"The girl."


"What's a girl?"
"Don't you know? I said I was one.”

"
Sorry, I missed that. "What's a girl?" 
You would of thought a bomb went off. Adrian was laughing so hard, Ralph looking embarrassed, it was strange.

“You define it…” Adrian looked happy and puzzled at the same time.  ‘A girl is… I can’t define it.” Ralph grinned.

I don’t want to write this anymre so the end. Sorry.